My moustache brings all the boys to the bar

I'm supposed to act as the first Chinese historiographer Sima Qian in our next presentation. One of the orders from director Choy Ka Fai was that I would have to grow a beard.

I used to look like this:

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Now, I look like this:

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I think the ultimate intention is for me to look like this:

But then I went and checked a picture of Sima Qian on Wikipedia:


Basket! Of course he was hairless! He was a eunuch!